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Just 18 Fucking Funny Tweets About New Year’s Resolutions

Just 18 Fucking Funny Tweets About New Year’s Resolutions
    Just 18 Fucking Funny Tweets About New Year’s Resolutions
    Just 18 Fucking Funny Tweets About New Year’s Resolutions

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    Forgot to make resolutions? Just write out everything you did last night and at the beginning add the word "stop."
    — Pete Holmes (@peteholmes)
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    My New Years resolution is for yall to mind your business more.
    — Bread Terry (@SlimiHendrix)
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    My New Years resolution is to not cuss so fucking much
    — J (@JackJ)
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    My New Years resolution for 2016 was to not have a resolution so I wouldn't disappoint myself.... still disappointed myself
    — Mia Stammer ✨ (@MamaMiaMakeup)
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    My New Years resolution is to be more assertive if that's okay with you guys?
    — Megan Kelly Dunn (@megankcomedy)
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    My New Years resolution is to try and put less than 4 chapsticks through the washer & dryer next year.
    — Shawn Booth (@Shawn_Booth)
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    2017 Resolution: Don't let someone take up emotional real estate if they aren't paying rent.
    — Sarah Kay (@kaysarahsera)
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    my only New Years resolution is to not spend money on food I honestly might be rich by 2017
    — Bitch Problem👸🏼 (@FemaleTexts)
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    My 2017 resolution is to work on my low self esteem, but I don't think I can do it.
    — Adrienne Airhart (@craydrienne)
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    New Years resolution: exercise (my right to eat) more (tacos)
    — snowlion (@lionprincessval)
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    I've seen 6 people post that their new year's resolution is to "loose weight." I can think of a slightly more useful resolution for them
    — Brad Williams (@funnybrad)
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    New Years resolution: try to worry less, fill that time with oh god what am I supposed to fill that time with this is already going terribly
    — Jen Doll (@thisisjendoll)
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    Startup idea: a gym named Resolution that runs for the 1st month of the year, collects subscription fee, then converts to a bar named Regret
    — Siddharth Singh (@siddharth3)
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